true friendship is still being friends despite being in different hogwarts houses
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The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows: Q: mal de coucou
23/5/13, 749 notes
“I’d like to know something about ‘mal de coucou’. I think it means something like ‘pain of the cuckoo’ (?), but I don’t see the connection between these words and the definition you gave them. Could you explain this to me?” –waveringmind (ask me a question)
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Here’s the definition of …
do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
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How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times
(please let’s fuck now)
(Source: surf4ces, via thinkthereforedangerous)
Let’s play a game called ‘Stay up late and hate myself in the morning’
‘on a school night’ edition
with unlockable bonus round ‘finals week’
expansion pack: ‘don’t do anything productive’
DLC: ‘Client Projects Edt’
Survival Mode: Parents ON
(via sunfire-dj-hamster)
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
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will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks
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